BOTT, GLENN:
Adrian's illegitimate son by Sharon Bott, in the Royal Logistics corp.

BOTT, SHARON:
Old flame of Adrian's. Mother of Glenn Bott. Also mother of Kent, Bradford and Caister.

RYAN:
Sharon Botts' partner, a youth of 27 years.

MOLE, JO JO:
Adrian's wife, from whom he is separated. Has moved back to Nigeria. Mother of William. Has beauty, brains, money and talent, and frankly was out of Adrian's league, as well as being four inches taller than him.

MOLE, WILLIAM:
Adrian's small son. Fascinated by Teletubbies and Jeremy Clarkson videos.

FLOWERS, Daisy :
Sister of Marigold, works in PR in London

FLOWERS, Fleur:
Sister of Marigold, rebel of the family who votes Conservative

FLOWERS, Marigold:
Works at Country Organics, Adrian's girlfriend

FLOWERS, Michael:
Father of Marigold, proprietor of Country Organics. Keen member of the Madrigal Society

FLOWERS, Netta:
Wife of Michael and mother of Marigold, another Madrigal

FLOWERS, Poppy:
Sister of Marigold with extraordinarily long hair

FLOWERS, Saffron:
Sister of Marigold, recovering from an unhappy love affair

MOLE, GEORGE:
Adrian's father. Unemployed and suffering from erectile dysfunction.

MOLE, GRANDAD:
George Mole's father, Adrian's grandfather.

MOLE, MAY:
George Mole's mother, Adrian's grandmother.

MOLE, PAULINE:
Adrian's mother. Unsatisfied, unfulfilled Germaine Greer fan.

MOLE, ROSIE:
Adrian's sister. Foul-mouthed fifteen-year-old vamp.

MOLE, SUSAN:
Adrian's aunt and Prison Officer of the Year 1997. 'Married' to Amanda.

AMANDA:
Susan Mole's partner

SUGDEN, MR & MRS:
Adrian's maternal grandparents, Norfolk potato farmers

BRAITHWAITE, IVAN:
Father of Pandora. Supposedly free-lance dairy management consultant and freethinker.

BRAITHWAITE, DR PANDORA:
Prospective Labour MP for Ashby-de-la-Zouch. Self-appointed 'Brightest Star in Blair's Firmament' and 'The People's Pan'. First love of Adrian Mole, who was the first person to insert his hand (left) into her white cotton training bra, in 1981.

BRAITHWAITE, TANIA:
Mother of Pandora. Teaches Women's Studies at De Montford university.

HAYES-CARLTON, Mr.:
Adrian's employer.

LESLIE:
Mr. Carlton-Hayes' partner of unknown gender.